so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
North Korea, Best Korea!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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