I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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