I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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