Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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