My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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