Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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