I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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