i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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