I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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