I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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