she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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