just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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