Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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