You're so nebulous sometimes
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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