No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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