I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
