my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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