Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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