It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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