windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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