Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
is wine microwaveable?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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