if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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