He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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