Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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