she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
