I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
