i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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