I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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