When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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