you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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