Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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