THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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