hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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