yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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