What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Terrible idea I love it
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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