Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
