I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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