I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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