Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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