is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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