Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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