Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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