is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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