Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I could make wine with my vomit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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