stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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