I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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