I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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