man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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