So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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