I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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