so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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