The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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